FIRST JOB: It was a burger commercial when I was, like, 10 years old. We had to walk in a park and we were watching these kids play football; I thought this boy was a really good footballer and it turns out he was my mate’s sister. Then we went back to his house and ate burgers.  It was incredible; it’s my finest work. I don’t have it, I did a talk show in England a few years ago and they pulled it up and played it for me. That was the first time I’d seen it in 12 to 13 years, so that was funny and embarrassing. I’d like a copy of it. Maybe you could help me get one.